
A dire warning to Walsall South: It’s hard to be heard without a really big… oh, never mind. Spotted on Facebook yesterday. I’ll spare the spotter’s blushes, but thanks.
Sue Arnold, losing parliamentary candidate for Walsall South would like to graciously thank the residents there for all the votes, and isn’t bitter at all that sitting MP Valerie Vaz increased her majority – some could read Sue’s thank you message as a dire warning that they’ve made the wrong decision, but I’m sure that’s an unfortunate ambiguity.
Meanwhile, the menu for the Walsall Conservative Party dinner to thank Sue Arnold and Douglas Hansen-Luke for their brave, but vain efforts to take Walsall North and South back for the Tories has been leaked.
Starters
Bitter gourd salad, glazed with tears
Fresh Darlaston devilled kidneys served with relish
Savoury stuffed pear with added spice
Aged mutton tikka prada with prune jus
Mains
Overpulled pork in a a surfeit of oil
Grilled kippers in a fifty thousand traffic island dressing
Matured goose tart with a wistful ennui sauce
Bully beef hash
Sitting duck served with plum in mouth
(All meat produced on land bought from the proceed of it’s own hard work)
Mains served with fresh lemons to suck, Brownhills popcorn, and pre-arranged vegetables
Dessert
Old fruit fool
Eton Mess
A mere trifle with roasted nuts
A selection of hard cheeses and crackers
And from the drinks trolley
Best Bloxwich Bitter
Willenhall Whisky Sours
Butts Bitter Lemon
Calldmore Bitters
Waitress Wendy will be glad to serve the party as required.
Tickets £3.50 from ‘Honest Mike’ on the Pheasey. Dress code: peaked too soon glamour
One night only, while the celebrants are still waiting for their taxis
Love the bit where she says that Walsall South will be less powerful as a result of the election …. in other words Bob as you say stuff ’em
LMAO brilliant Bob
Well done all you working class ( sorry,middle England voters,because youve got a 250,000 pound mortgage)so you must be middle class!!!lets see what this bunch of toffs will squeeze out of you in the next 5 years.
Hi Bob
thames trout en croute was taken off the menu at the last minute, so the word is, and diners advised to leave room for haggis
kind regards
David
I haven’t had a great deal to smile about in the last few days but I have laughed and laughed at this today – the thought of Wendy in her waitress’ uniform really tickled me – give her plenty to do folks, she needs the experience.
So long
Barbara
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